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Our Patrons
One
Thousand and One
South
Austin Knights
Like our noble knight, Sir
Dance-a-lot, at the Saxon Pub on South Lamar, we may be a bit
shaky and battered, but our sponsors are ready, willing and able
to defend the South Austin Homeland.
Our South Austin Knights
hail from South Austin, Great Austin, and from everywhere on the
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"Sir
Dance a Lot" |
South Austin Knights Patron Privileges
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South Austin
Knights are respected in the realm.
They are privileged to be patrons of South Austin Culture Club
events, such as "South Austin in Jeopardy," on September 3 at
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South Austin Knights will be recognized at South Austin events in our
giant medieval PowerPoint that will be shown at our event.
South Austin Knights will be listed
on our website as individual South Austin Knights or business owning
knights.
We will link our website to yours.
Each South Austin Knight will be
receive the "Sir Dance a Lot" recognition and will be referred to by the
title of Sir. (Just be careful who you make call you Sir. It
could be dangerous in some South Austin situations.)
South Austin knights are authorized to use such terms as "for soothe,"
and watch Monty Python movies.
All you need to become a patron and a
South Austin Knight--is money!
Individual South Austin Knight is
just $20. (Try bribing the Queen of England to get a deal like
that!)
A business or group roundtable is
$100. All your employees and customers can be knighted.
Don't be left out in the dark!
Become a South Austin Knight!
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